It seems that every character in this season of True Blood is playing with fire in a major way. With the season more than half way over we feel impending doom for a main player in the little town of Bon Temps. Who will it be? Check out our predictions below:

Bill Compton

Bill you are a bastard. You cheated on Sookie and had no plans of going back to her until the King discovered how transparent you were at feigning allegiance to him. You couldn’t have cared less when her best friend (Tara) was about to be murdered, and then you nearly drained your lady love in the back of a beat up van. With all Bill has done at this point we really don’t believe that he is capable of redemption, and we are starting to think Tara is right about him being a racist.

You are already dead but we want you to meet your maker for realz. 5 stakes!

Sookie Stackhouse

Sookie, Sookie, Sookie. Ever heard of the book “he’s just not that into you?” Seriously. If a man cheats on you AND breaks up with you over the phone, it’s time too move on. Have enough sense enough not to chase him over state lines. We are going to attribute Sookie’s death wish to that crazy love you can only have in your 20s. Also considering the make up sex she had with Bill last week we really can’t blame our heroine for going back for more. One stake!

Tara Thornton

Tara what has become of you? You are on a never ending downward spiral. Lately anything that comes out of your mouth is shrill, aggressive and quite frankly almost as annoying as Sookie. You have had a hard couple of seasons, dead boyfriend, mind controlling maenad who made you a cannibal, being abducted by a sociopathic vampire. So we will let you slide for now. 2 stakes!

Jason Stackhouse

Jason your antics this season couldn’t be more annoying. We thought you would have learned your lesson about unnecessary violence from that incident you had with the fellowship of the sun! It seems you haven’t as last week you started a war with a very dangerous meth dealer/rabid shifter. You aren’t adding much to this season but we will give you a break for having nice abs. Why are the hot ones always so stupid? 3 stakes!

Check in next week for the rest of our cast predictions.