The time has come for little Lindsey Lohan.
After her DUI, breaking parole, and then drinking while wearing a SCRAM anklet, Lindsey Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by 90 days in a rehabilitation center. She was set to start her sentence today.
TMZ had a live feed at the courthouse, allowing the world to see if there was a last minute reprieve. Of course there wasn’t.
Lohan entered the courthouse while a slew of cameras took pictures and one lone protester screamed how he loved Lindsey and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly. Holly had resigned as Lohan’s lawyer a month previous but Lohan’s replacement lawyer, Robert Shapiro, resigned hours before her surrender.
The two entered the courthouse and while the judge read the sentence, Lohan looked like she had seriously given up.
It’s hard to see someone in that much pain, but the cameras stayed on her. The judge ordered the cameras off when Lohan was to be physically taken into custody- no audio, no stills, no video.
Outside, the lone protester had turned into two, until the first protester tried humping the second and he left. Wearing a pink shirt and booty shorts, this unnamed Lohan fan screamed at the top of his lungs (yes, I said his) “Free Lindsey!!” while holding a sign that said the same. He said she was the icon of his generation, that she was the most beautiful woman in the world and her album was “awesome.” When asked if he took any medication by a reporter he replied, “I take vitamins every day. Why would you ask something like that?”
Michael Lohan gave a brief interview outside the courthouse through his representative who stated that Mr. Lohan was “devastated” that his daughter was going to jail. At this point our protester screamed, “Father of the year!!” and the interview was over, leaving us to watch Lindsey’s dad fade into the crowd.
While Lindsey Lohan is sentenced to 90 days in jail, it’s likely she’ll only serve a quarter of her sentence (23 days).



















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ADVARK SNUFFLER
July 20th, 2010 - 3:44:12 PM
leave Lindsay a-looooooooooooone! (Boooo-hoooo-hoooo( SOILED RICH GIRL GETS SLAMMER INSTEAD OF GLAMOR!) Boooooo-hooooooooooo!
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