In a week where everyone is talking about Inception, it’s all about dreams. Personally, my dream is to watch a SyFy original movie that combines a shark and an octopus. Thank god, then, for Sharktopus. Produced by legendary filmmaker Roger Corman and starring Eric Roberts, the trailer for this thing has to be seen to be believed.

There are girls in bikinis, shark attacks, and then an awful looking CG mash up of a shark and an octopus that is, apparently, the latest secret weapon of the U.S. Navy. And as awful as all that is, I think the fact that this 2 minute trailer feels like it’s 20 minutes makes it even worse. The movie feels totally dead thanks to this trailer. Even so, you won’t be able to avert your eyes from the awfulness.

No where is reporting when this film will air, except IMDB which simply says “2010.” Thankfully, that means we won’t have to wait too long.