If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve undoubtedly come across the rumors circulating that Lindsay Lohan, 24, is dead. Rumor is that Lindsay overdosed on crack; someone has even updated her Wikipedia entry, stating that she has passed away.

Even Kim Kardashian fell for the rumors. She tweeted earlier: “Omg!! Is @lindsaylohan dead?! I keep hearing these rumors from my friends n stuff!! Is it true?!” Wow. Nice use of exclamation points, Kim. But wait—was it really Kim? Nope. It was said to be a fake tweet.

And, just as Kim’s tweet was not her own, Lindsay’s death is nothing but a rumor.

But I do have juicy gossip that’s allegedly not a rumor: Lindsay is on suicide watch. According to a source that spoke with Star magazine, Lindsay would rather die than go to jail. The source stated, “She just kept repeating, ‘I can’t go to jail,’ and ‘I’ll kill myself first.’ She’s mentally unstable and getting worse…She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down. Lindsay’s on a 24/7 suicide watch, it’s so bad. She isn’t doing well with this.”

Yowza.