24 has long been the place where people go for fast paced quasi-patriotic, pro-torture entertainment and now that it’s gone, there will be surely be a gap on television in those key areas. How can Fox possibly replace that show with something even more intense and fast paced? Well, we here at RealTV have a few show ideas we think Fox should take a look at:

1. 24: Minutes- It’s just like 24 except instead of 24 hours, Jack has 24 minutes.

2. 24 Presents: Obstacripple- Jack Bauer has 24 hours to stop a terrorist from blowing up the Statue of Liberty, but he is now completely paralyzed from the neck down and in order to get to the terrorist he has to get through a complicated series of obstacles ranging from a rope bridge to a pit of poisonous snakes to a pit of fire.

3. 24 Men And A Baby- Jack Bauer must face the toughest challenge of his life: raising a kid with 23 other very opinionated men, many of whom are played by Tom Selleck.

4. 24: Bathroom Break- It’s exactly like the regular show 24 except the entire time Jack has to go to the bathroom but he can’t cuz he’s in public and he’s gun shy about using public restrooms.

5. 24: Plus A Shitload of Bees- Jack Bauer has to race against not only time to stop the terrorists, but a humongous swarm of angry Africanized bees that he just can’t seem to shake.