He started as a professional athlete. Then he became a dancer on Dancing with the Stars. Now, Chad Ochocinco’s affair with reality television is going even a step further with a new reality show on VH1: Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.

That’s right. Ochocinco (who has the most ridiculous name ever—his jersey number is 85, and it’s apparent that Chad isn’t fluent in Spanish…otherwise he would have changed his name to Ochenta y cinco) is the star of VH1’s newest reality dating show.

Ochocinco will be joined by Vikings wide receiver Bernard Berrian during his dating show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, which debuted Sunday, June 11. The premise? Pro athlete Ochocinco is trying to find the girl of his dreams—out of a group of 85 women (how cutesy—85 women for Ochocinco). In the opening episode, the group is pared down to 17 potential mates. Berrian provided his own opinions to help his fellow athlete out.

I’m wondering how long this travesty will stay on the air…and I’m hoping it won’t be too long. Because I have a hard time believing that Chad Ochocinco has a hard time with the ladies—he is an athlete. Duh.