The Big Brother season 12 premiere put fans on notice that this summer’s twist will add a huge punch to our favorite summertime treat. The cast is fun, gorgeous, voluptuous and likable. A few of them even have brains, not to mention sleuthing abilities, which should add some interesting late-night chats to the mix.

The hot dog challenge was hilarious and the best line of the night came from Matt after seeing Andrew don his wiener costume. “I got to see the evolution of an orthodox Jew into a kosher wienie.”

But what is up with tootsie-doc Andrew anyway? Either he is playing a very bad saboteur, or he hopes to make people think he is the mole. Thankfully my Tivo was in good working order, because during the playback you would have to be blind not to see Andrew raise his hand to volunteer to sit out the challenge, before host Julie Chen even said the word “one” (as in “one person must sit out and be the mascot”).

How the heck did he even have a clue what she was going to say? Enzo and Hayden were immediately suspicious, and with good reason. But c’mon, would CBS allow the cat to get out of the bag so early? I’m not sure that I am buying it, but Andrew clearly appears to be the one, due to that false move alone. Unless, of course, the network editing is meant to throw us off.

Just for the record, I had pretty-boy Hayden pegged to be the rat, but he clearly didn’t move from the couch during the black-out, so that just proves that I’ll never make it as a detective.

The second question running through my mind is why would CBS make the saboteurs’ silhouette and disguised voice sound like a male? Couldn’t they do a better job of making a masculine/feminine mixture to make it more of a mystery?

Thankfully fans won’t have to wait long to find out the truth, because we will be let in on the secret next Thursday, but I am dying to hear your thoughts on who you think the havoc master is, and why you think so.