Whenever you read a book before they turn it into a movie or television show, if you’re anything like me, you cast it in your head. You visualize the characters and how they look and act based on descriptions in the novel, which often leads to disappointment once a film is actually cast.

While many a young lady has gone gaga for Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen and Taylor Lautner as Jacob, there are those who have complained that the casting did not coincide with their vision at all. In fact, I know a lot of people who actually hate the Twilight movies simply because Pattinson is not their ideal Edward.

Now before you fist bump me and say, “Right on, girl!” I want you to take a moment to think carefully about how those films COULD have been cast.

What if they’d chosen Angelina Jolie to play Bella and Tom Cruise to portray Edward? Maybe Elijah Wood could have been the perfect Jacob.

Wilford Brimley as Bella’s Dad, anyone? Mel Gibson might just be the better Carlisle, and how about we turn Renee Zellweger into Esme just for fun. Absurd, yes! Has anyone thrown up yet? Changed your mind about the cast yet?

If not, this video will surely fix that. Imagine if they’d cast Twilight with the people from Jersey Shore? Complimentary virtual tissues for all Twilight fans after the video, vampire bitches.