Well, if you’re looking to line up at the video store, or fill your Netflix this week for some hot new releases, I got some bad news for you. There’s nothing hot about any of this weeks DVD movies. Unless of course you’re 15 and count Robert Pattinson as hot, then you’re okay. Maybe you’re a cougar looking for some younger guys, then you have Matt Damon, so you’re good there too. Or perhaps you like the nerdy looking fellows who in the real world would have no chance of getting a girl as damn fine as you, then you have Jay Baruchel and all is well. If those three actors don’t do it for you, well then I don’t know what to tell you. Oh wait, yes I do. How about the entire cast of Entourage coming over to your house for a little something something.

Oh you naughty little devil, you. Here’s this weeks picks for new DVD and TV releases.

Hot Movie Releases

Green Zone

Matt Damon is back kicking some ass in the movie that’s not a Jason Bourne movie, but could be is you just changed the title. Hell, it’s even directed by the same guy who did The Bourne Supremacy and Ultimatum, so you do the math. Damon stars as rogue U.S. Army officer who has to get the bad guys. Old plot, new explosions, but all-in-all, another run of the mill action flick.

Remember Me

He may not be a vampire in this one, but that doesn’t change the fact that Robert Pattinson looks pretty much the same as he does in the Twilight flicks. There’s no blood, just a troubled youth with a chip on his shoulder who meets a girl who understands him, and yadda-yadda-yadda, they fall in love and have a good time. Typical romance set against the backdrop of 9/11. Maybe this time, Pattinson will take a hit.

She’s Out of My League

The title of this flick pretty much reveals the entire plot of the movie, as Jay Baruchel stars as a geeky, awkward dude who tries to land the woman of his dreams. Unless he’s got loads of money like Bill Gates, the chances of this ever happening in real life are slim to none, so suspend your disbelief when you hit play.

TV on DVD

Entourage: The Complete Sixth Season

I love this show, I love the cast, and I love that it’s still on the air. Seriously, what’s not to love about getting an inside look at a bunch of Hollywood players, even if it may be a little unbelievable? If you’ve never seen an episode of Entourage, you’re going to want to go back and see what you’ve been missing before jumping in to season six. Now if that’s not reason enough to have your friends over for a drunken TV marathon, I don’t know what is.