I do not want an iPhone, just so you know. In fact, I am still having a wild and torrid love affair with my BlackBerry Curve, thank you very much, even if it doesn’t have a fancy-pants touch screen and a billion and six apps. Sometimes my fiance, who is in the process of moving from Canada to the States, talks of his exciting plans to join the millions of iPhone users once we’re settled here, but mostly I just smile and nod, then sneak off into the corner with my precious BB to text my BFF.

I know a lot of iPhone users. In fact, I shared a little story a few weeks back about a car trip during which my companion asked me to send her hubby a text from her iPhone to let him know where we were.

A task that would have taken all of twelve seconds from my BlackBerry took almost twelve minutes, as I struggled to understand the mysterious ways of the iPhone touchscreen.

And this is why I love Jane Lynch. In the spirit of mockery and promotion, she teamed up with Electric Spoofaloo at Take180.com to film this excellent bit of spoofage. Steve Jobs and Apple introduced the world to iPhone 4 on Monday, June 7, at their Worldwide Developer’s Conference.

iPhone 4, which was leaked to the public a few weeks back when some dunderhead employee left his phone in the bar by accident (yeah right, accident my butt) supposedly allows you to work in more than one app at a time, will open PDF files for you to read in the iBook app, and Netflix is cooking up some fancy app as well, that will allow you to stream their movies to your phone.

Personally, I don’t like to watch movies on a tiny screen, but what do I know?

I know I like Jane Lynch and my BlackBerry, and that’s about it.