I told you last week it was going to be a Lost, Lost, Lost, week with the series finale coming Sunday, May 23. Everywhere I look this week, between the ‘net and the television, it’s Lost.

Earlier this week, David Letterman welcomed Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to the show to review a very special Top Ten List: Spoilers for the Lost Finale.

My favorite spoiler from the list: #7—Due to pressure from the Internet, they were forced to include Betty White in the finale.

If that’s the case, I will watch the finale, even though I haven’t seen a single episode of the show since it started six years ago. Actually, no I won’t. I will be in television hiding for the next three weeks to avoid spoilers.

Okay, that’s not possible either. I can’t live without television, but I will be finally kicking off my Lost marathon with season one this weekend, so I can finally join the rest of the civilized world.

Now, SHHHH! Don’t tell me what happens this Sunday. I want to see it for myself. I wonder if there’s enough time between now and Sunday to watch every single Lost episode if I don’t eat or sleep. Hmmm. I better get started.