Everyone who tuned in and watched Lost for the last six seasons has been waiting for the series to come to a close. You’ve waited for answers, speculated with your friends, joined online communities where you argued with fellow fans over theories and you probably think you have it all figured out.

With less than a week before the series finale, all of you are on the edge of reason in gleeful anticipation. Finally, you will have answers. Or maybe you won’t. Maybe everything you’ve been waiting for will be left quietly unresolved for you to chew on for decades, so dissatisfied you swear off television for the rest of your life.

Or, it could end like it does in this video. Which is sort of just like I said above: so disappointing you throw a brick at your television and when you’re done raging, you wheel it out onto the porch and close the door like Craig T.

Nelson did at the end of Poltergeist.

If you came here because you thought I actually had answers, I’m not going to apologize for reeling you in under false pretenses. I’m going to slap the top of your hand and scold you for not being patient. You’ve waited six years, for cryin’ out loud. You can wait another six days.

In the meantime, go watch this video, and pray to your Lost gods that this isn’t really how it ends. This ending would just be cruel, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.