“Tyra Banks is Freakin’ Nuts.” I know that’s not news. Anyone who’s ever seen an interview with her, watched America’s Next Top Model for even a second, or wasted a few minutes watching The Tyra Show knows she’s a bit on the eccentric side. Today’s video, however, takes the cake.

“Tyra Pranks” was the title of the episode of her talk show, and apparently it was chock full of crazy Tyra action, including an entire minute of her foaming at the mouth.

The actress/model/producer/insert-quirky-title-here is seen in this clip not just foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies, but snarling, barking and even attempting to bite a member of her audience. Remind me not to get tickets to The Tyra Show.

Oh, wait, it’s going off the air. And this is probably why.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen enough in the last ten years to know she’s a few cards shy of a full deck. A lot of people like that about her, but it frightens me. Frightens me in a way that makes me crawl under my desk and tuck into fetal position for a full ten to twenty minutes afterward.

Stop being scary, Tyra. Please. I’m begging you.