You think you’re the only one dying to find out the deepest secrets of the creators of Lost? Well, you’re not, but unlike you, who will just wait until the season finale to see if they answer your questions, The Muppets are taking action!

That’s right. A select group of Muppets infiltrated the Lost offices at ABC during a writing session to see if they could get some answers. Unfortunately, the creators were just as elusive now as I’m sure they will be come the series finale, offering one vague answer to a very important question.

I had hope. I figured if anyone could get answers out of those two, it’d be The Muppets, but unfortunately, not even their furry charm was able to wrangle a clue from the elusive team.

Ah well. Like the rest of us, it looks like The Muppets will be tuning in May 23 to the finale.

Where the hell is Miss Piggy when you need her? She would have karate chopped the answers out of them if her forceful charm didn’t work. After all, she managed to convince Kermit into marrying her in that one movie after years of badgering. Hm… Maybe she’s working for a secret service organization these days.