Ah, to grow up in a world filled with nothing but random and obscure Jerry Seinfeld references. My daughter has no idea what kind of life is in store for her once she enters the adult world, but the kids in this video do. Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Seinfeld.

You can tell their parents are obviously big fans. How else would these kids know this entire Halloween skit by heart? Bing-bong! Halloween, doorbells, candy!

This is why I love Jerry Seinfeld. Everything he says is reminiscent of real life, the things no one actually wants to say out loud, but he does! On the other hand, I found myself wondering how this type of Seinfeldian honesty will effect the people of the future.

Will a great shift in the universe push everyone into a state of brutal and obvious truth? Will they walk around telling everyone exactly what they think? Refuse the kiss hello? Go trick-or-treating in their street clothes? Bing-bong, gimme the candy! Refuse to sit on Santa’s lap, telling him at gunpoint what he better bring them for Festivus, or else?

Who knows? Who cares? A world without Jerry Seinfeld isn’t a world I want to live in, even if it does push us into that bizarre limbo where everyone points out the obvious and tells you exactly what they think all the time.