I lived through the 1980s, and all too often as I look back through video footage from the time, I find myself shaking my head and asking, “What the hell was really going on in the 80s?” I remember hairspray and bangle bracelets, Madonna and lacy mini-skirts, Ronald Reagan and Different Strokes, but I do not remember how incredibly pervy game show hosts were.

If you remember last month, I posted a video of Bob Barker’s sexual intonations throughout The Price is Right back in the day. What a freak! Today, I stumbled across this collection of bizarre, perverted moments from a Canadian game show called Just Like Mom.

Hosted by Fergie Olver, this guy should have been locked up. I don’t know, maybe he was. He seems to spend every episode of the show shopping for kisses from the young female contestants. Now, now, maybe that’s not so bad, you say, but when I say young female… I’m talking like eight and eleven year old girls. And when they refuse him a little smooch, he threatens that they won’t win the game, and tries to steal kisses later. EW!

The worst part, well, aside from him wrangling unwanted affection from these little girls: his wife, Catherine Swing, co-hosted the show with him. I think I need to go wash out my eyes after watching this.