Do you remember Megan Hauserman? I don’t. Apparently she had some trashy reality television dating show on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionaire. The show got canceled on account of a real-life murder, but that didn’t stop Hauserman from living the big life like a reality television icon. She went on to appear on a variety of other reality TV series, including Rock of Love and Beauty and Geek.

Hauserman was pulled over in Miami, Florida, when police clocked her driving her BMW at 75 mph in a 55 mph zone. Upon pulling her over, police smelled alcohol on her breath and noticed her speech was slurred. After failing a breathalizer test, she was taken downtown… and I don’t mean to the strip club where she’s employed either.

Reports say her breathalizer test registered around .102, and in Florida the legal limit is .80. Busted!

She was released this morning after posting $1000 bond. Hopefully, she gets more than a slap on the wrist. I’d like to see her do some serious time. Or maybe they could get Sharon Osborne to come and throw things at her.

Maybe she was really speeding to the airport so she could head off to London and hook up with Jack Bauer…I mean Kiefer Sutherland.