Angelina Tracy Affair

It happens all the time in the entertainment industry—actors and actresses have affairs. But I have to say that Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen wins the awards for the worst way to have an affair.

Sure, Sheen is in rehab for his “sex addiction.” That’s one thing I could talk about for hours. I’m not saying that sex addiction isn’t a real disease—I do believe it is. But lately, tons of celebrities are using sex addiction as a scapegoat for their cheating ways. And it’s enough to piss me off.

Anyway—Sheen has been routinely leaving rehab to cheat on his wife, Brooke Mueller, with lingerie model and part-time paid escort Angelina Tracy, according to the tabloids.

But what’s really sad is the “disguise” Sheen is using when leaving Tracy’s apartment: a fake moustache, a pair of sunglasses, and a hoodie. Really, Charlie? That’s one of the best disguises I’ve heard of. (I hope you can sense my sarcasm, folks.)

Now let’s talk about Angelina Tracy. Yes, you read my earlier statement correctly: Tracy is a lingerie model and part-time paid escort. She charges up to $3,000 per hour. My only question is: where do I sign up?