90210 (8:00 p.m. EST, CW)

Tonight’s episode is full of romance and insanity. First, Annie (Shenae Grimes) tries to come to grips with Jasper’s (Zachary Ray Sherman) over-the-top actions, and Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) lets her relationship with Gia (Rumer Willis) go public. Liam (Matt Lanter) encourages Namoi (AnnaLynne McCord) to go forward with her fake sexual harassment claims against The Blaze’s new faculty advisor. Finally, Dixon (Tristan Wilds) and Ivy (Gillian Zinser), in a jealous haze, go on a fake date after being left out of a double date with Naomi and Liam and Silver (Jessica Stroup) and Teddy (Trevor Donovan). Ah, young love. Believe me, kids. It’s just as complicated when you grow up.

NCIS (8:00 p.m.

EST, CBS)

On tonight’s episode, a Navy officer’s death is linked to a prostitute—juicy! The team seeks help from a D.C. madam played by the absolutely gorgeous Dina Meyer. I was just looking at Meyer’s IMDB page the other day—maybe it’s fate that she’s on this episode tonight!

16 and Pregnant (10:00 p.m. EST, MTV)

It seems as though teenagers keep getting pregnant, and as long as that keeps happening, this show will never end. On tonight’s episode, a West Virginian high school cheerleader is pregnant with twins. And the real kicker? The father of the babies is a boy she’s been dating for—wait for it—one whole month. Come on, honey. Didn’t Mom and Dad teach you not to give the milk out for free?