I’ve always wondered if there was some behind the scenes organization where the handsome men of the world gather behind the scenes. Like McDreamy and Lenny Kravitz discussing ways to not only improve their physique, but how to raise more money for hungry kids in Africa.

Jimmy Kimmel has outed this secret organization. I wasn’t sure at first if he snuck a camera into their last meeting, or what, but every hot guy you can think of was there as they reviewed new applications for future members of the Handsome Men’s Club.

Apparently Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are up for nomination, and though the group thinks they’re handsome, Kimmel overrides, noting they’re just cute. Which raises the question: what’s wrong with cute? Unfortunately, Liev Shriver isn’t handsome enough to get into the club either according to Kimmel.

Tensions flare when Matthew McConaughey challenges Jimmy Kimmel’s position as president.

The entire club is up in arms because no one can figure out how Kimmel even get into the club. He’s not even handsome. When everyone challenges Kimmel’s handsomeness, Lenny Kravitz stands up declares Kimmel handsome. The best part of this video was Lenny’s song about Jimmy being handsome from the inside.

Unfortunately, Lenny’s support, which Jimmy bashed anyway, was not enough to keep Kimmel in the club. Not even Jimmy’s longtime “love” Ben Affleck will stand for him in the club. Voted not handsome by the entire club, he tried to quote Dr. Phil on his way out the door, which slams to reveal a maniacal Matt Damon.

Fortunately, the whole thing was all a dream. I mean really. A world where Jimmy Kimmel’s not handsome. As if.