1000 Ways to Die 300x300Human Target (8:00 p.m. EST, FOX)

On tonight’s episode, the ironically-named Chance (Mark Valley) helps a talented engineer (Kevin Weisman) leave his job at a top-secret weapons company. That’s right. The engineer actually needs help to escape from the high-security company headquarters. While so many of us are being laid off in today’s economy, it looks like this engineer isn’t being allowed to quit. It’s an interesting world that we live in, isn’t it?

Leverage (10:00 p.m. EST, TNT)

Tonight’s episode is the final part in the second season’s finale, so be sure to tune in. The team does its best to scam an unethical mayor and his gun-running cohort. I’m not 100% sure, but I think that Nathan (the hot Timothy Hutton) and his group of schemers can pull this one off.

1000 Ways to Die (10:00 p.m.

EST, SPIKE)

I know that Spike is considered the man’s channel, but I love almost all of the shows they feature. If you’ve never seen 1000 Ways to Die, you are missing out on a program that will make you overly paranoid. On tonight’s episode, learn the circumstances of death by paint huffing, death by hot tub, death by swordplay, and the untimely death of a secretary. Has death ever been this entertaining? Wait—don’t answer that.