Lost (9:00 p.m. EST, ABC)

It’s the night that everyone has been waiting for: the two-hour season premiere of the sixth and final season of Lost. Tonight’s episode picks up during the aftermath of the detonation of the H-bomb. The survivors do their best to find out exactly when they are. That’s right—when. The season premiere kicks off at 9:00 p.m., but if you need to brush up on the various story lines, tune in at 8:00 p.m. for Lost: Final Chapter.

RuPaul’s Drag Race (9:00 p.m. EST, VH1)

Tonight, tune to VH1 for the season premiere of the second season of this crazy drag queen show.

Twelve queens compete for the supreme title, “America’s Next Drag Superstar.” The first challenge? A fun Gone with the Wind-inspired photo shoot. Then our fashionable queens must prove just how fashionable they are by creating a look using curtains—just like Scarlet O’Hara did in the film. Judges include Ruiz, Merle Ginsberg, Kathy Griffin, Santino Rice, and the notorious RuPaul.

The Michael Vick Project (10:00 p.m. EST, BET)

Okay—let me make this clear before I go on: I am listing this show as “What’s Cold Tonight,” not as a hot thing to watch. I am completely disgusted that Michael Vick has his own reality show. And the premise of the program? To follow around the athlete and watch as he tried to rebuild his career and public image. Sorry, Michael. After you were proven to be involved in a dogfighting ring, I don’t like you—and neither do my two chocolate labs.