Smallville (8:00 p.m. EST, CW)

So how is our young Superman doing? On tonight’s episode, Oliver (Justin Hartley) takes a stand against his former mentor, the Dark Archer (Steve Bacic). Looks like the Dark Archer has revenge on his mind, and his evil plans will most definitely put Lois (Erica Durance), Chloe (allison Mack), and Mia (Elise Gatien) in harm. Wait a minute—why isn’t Clark (Tom Welling) saving the day? How many episodes of Smallville have I missed? I’d better catch up—and soon!

Dogtown (8:00 p.m. EST, NGC)

I love dogs almost more than I love the supernatural. So it only makes sense that this program is making its way on to my list.

On tonight’s episode, the DogTown team does its best to help an extremely obese Chihuahua lose weight so that it can become healthy enough for adoption. I’ve never seen a morbidly obese Chihuahua, and I think this might be reason enough for me to tune in.

What Not to Wear (9:00 p.m. EST, TLC)

While Stacey and Clinton may at times drive me crazy, I am still a huge lover of this show. There’s something so gratifying at seeing a fashion don’t turn into a fashion do. These women start out sloppy and lacking self esteem (most of them), and they turn into confident superstars by the end of the hour. It’s quite a feat, I tell you. Tonight is particularly special because it’s the 250^th episode, so there are loads of shenanigans in store!