Hitler’s back, and this time he’s upset about the new Apple iPad. On the back of the news about NBC dissing Conan, discovering the iPad doesn’t support multitasking is just the tip of the needle that sends Hitler through the roof. When you’re trying to take over the world, multitasking is an important feature in a web tool.

To make matters worse, it doesn’t have a camera, and it’s on its own network. What the heck? As much as I hate comparing myself to Hitler, I think we all wanted more from the iPad than Apple is willing to give right now. Sure, it can run iPhone apps, and it has a bigger screen, but many of us wanted something more like a computer, and less like a giant iTouch. And it can’t even make phone calls!

Oh Apple. Your tablet had so much promise, and before it even hits stores people all over the world are disappointed. I’m sure that once it hits the market, it will evolve as quickly as the iPod Nano, but at $500 a pop to start with maybe I’ll just break down and buy an iTouch. I don’t mind small screens, and at least on the iTouch I can watch videos.