Of all magic eight balls in all the world, who would have thought Mad TV would have been the first to predict the Apple iPad? Of course, Mad TV’s version of the iPad was designed for women only and comes with vaginal firewall protection. As innovative as Steve Jobs and the Apple team are, I highly doubt this was what they had in mind.

With a name like iPad, Apple’s latest device was just begging to be teased by all the other devices. On the other hand, my mom used to say when I was a kid that people only tease you when they have something to be jealous about. Maybe the other devices are jealous of iPad’s accessibility to the Internet, or the size of its screen. The iPad will also be able to run over 140,000 applications, and the 9.7 inche LED touch screen allows you to access the web, your photos and even read books. By the time they release it, there will probably be an app that does your laundry. If I were a Kindle, I’d be jealous.

It’s basically an over-sized iPod Touch, which is okay, but at $500 a pop, I was really hoping for a little feminine protection. Really, it’s the least they could do.