We pick up from last week’s episode with Ronnie getting arrested. These Jersey Shore boys just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. And the rest of the housemates have no idea what to do about Ronnie’s incarceration. Should they call 911? No, Sammi says, that’s just for emergencies. Thank God one of these “guidettes” knew better than to call 911.
So they have to wait until Ronnie is up for bail in three hours. The bad news is that when Ronnie tries to call the house, it’s a little bit before the rest of the housemates’ wake-up time. 9:00 a.m. Finally, Sammi answers the phone and leaves to pick up her boy toy. The two enjoy a nice dinner and toast to their relationship “past the Jersey Shore.” Isn’t that precious?
Poor Snooki still can’t find a date, and she refuses to go out during the last weekend at the shore without a hot “guido” on her arm. So she calls up her boy Keith and leaves a very awkward voicemail asking him to hang out with her the following day. But dude doesn’t call her back, and our little Snooki calls Keith again and gets the brush off. Poor girl.
But she doesn’t let that get her down. She starts her own dance party on the boardwalk, and the pasty tourists gather around to watch. It’s all good and fun until she sees her ex-boyfriend watching her from up above, like an angel. So she freaks out and has a temper tantrum on the boardwalk. Come on, honey. Suck it up and start being crazy. But it doesn’t look like she can do it by herself, so the boys do their best to cheer her up. Maybe The Situation tried a little too hard…because the two end up making out in the hot tub. Wow. I definitely didn’t see that one coming.
The housemates are dealing with having to leave each other, and it’s a hopeful farewell. As one of the cast mates proclaims, “Maybe we should rent a house together next summer!” I wouldn’t put it past them.
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