New Adventures of Old Christine (8:00 p.m. EST, CBS)

On tonight’s episode, Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has some serious love triangle stuff going on when her ex-boyfriend (Blair Underwood) comes back into the picture. Obviously, there’s friction between Christine and her new boy toy, Max (Eric McCormack). Those silly games of love certainly do get us into trouble, don’t they?

Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares Revisited (8:00 p.m. EST, BBC)

I have a strange obsession with Gordon Ramsaey. I think he is crazy good-looking, even when he’s beet red and calling someone a donkey. Tonight, I get to spend more time with my favorite chef as he revisits some of the restaurants he tried to save with his wisdom.

Don’t worry—there are sure to be a lot of bleeps, beeps, blurs, and censors. Ramsay just can’t keep his mouth out of the gutter. Maybe that’s part of the reason why I like him so much.

Nip/Tuck (10:00 p.m. EST, FX)

Television’s favorite fictional plastic surgeons are in a new episode tonight, where they tend to a patient who wants facial reconstructive surgery after a failed suicide attempt. Ouch. Christian (Julian McMahon) and Kimber (Kelly Carlson) try something new in bed, which is odd because I thought they had tried everything at least once. These two are freaks. Also, Sean (Dylan Walsh) does some pro-bono work with a college friend (George Newbern) to ease his guilty conscience. How long can this show go on? I don’t think they can keep coming up with ways to shock and disturb us for very much longer…