As a single mom, it’s always a risk bringing a new guy into the house, but if you’ve raised your son right, he’s gonna stand up for you and himself. So take that into consideration, guys, when you’re out cruising for MILFs. If she’s got a son, that boy will be watching out for his mom, and he’s not going to take any crap. After all, he’s the man of the house, and he’s not about to let some other dude take over his territory.

He’s also not going to let you horn in on his snack food! So keep your hands out of the Doritos dish when you stop by to pick up Mom.

Little do the kids know, Doritos give you bad breath, which is the last thing you want right before a big date. Inevitably, they’re saving you from make-out humiliation, so even if they slap the Doritos out of your hand, remember they are doing you a huge favor.

On the other hand, as a single mom, have to say I’d be absolutely humiliated if my kid was so disrespectful to a guest, especially a guy I was dating. It takes a lot of courage to bring home a potential mate when you have kids.

The lesson: don’t leave Doritos out on the table!