All you Jersey Shore lovers had a sweet surprise last night: two episodes for the prices of one! If you’ve been watching this crazy reality show, you know that enough drama happens in one episode to write five blog posts…so don’t expect me to be able to cover all of the drama for two episodes in only one post.

The roommates take a trip to Atlantic City, and the term “what happens in AC stays in AC” comes to mind. However, that’s not the case when you’re surrounded with cameras.

As the housemates sit down to a classy dinner (well, as classy as it can be with these crazy kids), the fun atmosphere is cut short when The Situation (a.k.a. Mike) makes a joke regarding Snooki’s rolls…and we’re not talking about dinner rolls here.

Of course, Snooki is upset and heads to the bathroom for a good cry. And the rest of the roommates are disgusted by Mike’s behavior.

The hate for The Situation continues when the group goes out to the club and The Situation decides to hook up with a girl that Vinny was just playing tonsil hockey with. Gross. And then J-WOWW asks The Situation to walk her back to their room because she’s been tossing her cookies. But The Situation is still making out with sloppy seconds lady and tells her to go home by herself. J-WOWW gets belligerent and slaps Mike on the back of the head, which leads to her getting kicked out of the club. “When he comes in here, I’m punching him the face,” J-WOWW keeps repeating. I don’t know about you, but I was on the edge of my face waiting to see this punch…and I wasn’t disappointed. J-WOWW might be a little crazy—okay, a lot crazy—but she sure does make for some fantastic TV. I was particularly impressed that it took several security guards to hold her back as she lunged after Mike. But J-WOWW and Mike talk it out and make amends.

Meanwhile, a chick that Pauly D hooked up with (in fact, she’s the one who he “stole” from his boss a couple of episodes back) shows up while Pauly is out with a few ladies. But she doesn’t show up just once…she makes an appearance about four times throughout the night, even giving Pauly D a t-shirt that she designed that says “I love Jewish girls”. Can you say “stalker”? This girl is cuckoo. Apparently, this chick feels like if she kisses a dude, they’re exclusive, which isn’t the case.

The two finally have a showdown when crazy girl shows up at a bar that the housemates are frequenting. But, in my opinion, Pauly D didn’t handle the situation well. When loony girl asked him, “Do you like me?” he should have said, “No. You’re a lunatic.”

Just my take on it.

The final insanity is when Ronnie gets arrested for defending himself against a meathead. These crazy Jersey Shore kids just can’t stay out of trouble, can they?