Nerds are sexy. Ladies say it all the time, and you guys know I’d never lie to you, so believe me when I tell you, it’s true. Not only are they ubersmart and able to fix my computer boo-boos in a single bound, they also love their moms. You know what they say about a guy who treats his mom well… Nerds also tend to be successful, and every girl likes financial security.

Before you get down on the nerds, you should know Alicia Keyes is on the nerd-wagon. After a night on the town, she calls up her nerd and invites him over for a little somethin’ somethin’. Unfortunately, he’s a nerd and nerds are loyal friends. He’s not about to leave his best friends intervention just to get his ride on.

I’ve had a huge nerd thing since those that 80s movie, Revenge of the Nerds. In fact, I think that was when I felt the first inklings of my secret crush on Lizzie Maguire’s dad (Robert Carradine). Jocks may impress the girls at first with their feats of strength and ability to crush beer cans with their foreheads, but every good girl knows if she wants someone who will really appreciate her, she’s gotta go for the guy wearing a pocket protector.