Supernanny (8:00 p.m. EST, ABC)

I’m not a parent, but I have to say: when I watch this show, I feel as though I would get the “Mom of the Decade” award. I mean, seriously! Common sense has taught me things that you do and do not teach children…I think it passed over the parents that are featured on this show. Tonight’s episode focuses on a father who has taught his two sons (8 and 10 years old) to be physically dominating and aggressive. Sounds like Jo may need to spend more time training the father than she will need to spend on the kids.

Medium (9:00 p.m. EST, CBS)

The prime suspect for a slew of serial killings ends up dead…and you know what that means! Our suspect reaches out his supernatural tentacles to Allison (Patricia Arquette) in an effort to assist with the case and connect with his girlfriend.

I have enough issues in my relationship…I can only imagine the problems that you face when you’re dead…and have been suspected of being a serial killer.

The Best Thing I Ever Ate (10:00 p.m. EST, FOOD)

We all know it’s not a good idea to eat right before you go to bed. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t talk about it or watch others talk about it, right? This episode of The Best Thing I Ever Ate features Alton Brown, Emeril Lagasse, Giade De Laurentiis, and other admired television personalities as they talk about their favorite foods from their hometowns.