So, at the end of last week’s episode, Vinny hooked up with a “cougar,” who he later found out was on a date with Danny, his landlord/boss. He’s pretty sure that he’s getting evicted because of his faux pas, and I have to say that I don’t disagree. At work the next day, there’s some noticeable tension between Vinny and Danny, but it all ends with a few laughs, so I guess no one’s leaving the house tonight!

Vinny ends up on the phone with Mike’s, a.k.a. “The Situation”, sister for 45 minutes, and Mike isn’t pissed—in fact, he’s going to try to hook the two up. However, Vinny has no idea what the Female Situation looks like. When he meets her for the first time, he’s not all that impressed because she “looks like Mike with a wig on.” Ha! I have to say, I don’t know what Vinny’s talking about.

I think the sister is a cutie, and I definitely don’t think Mike is a cutie. Take from that what you will.

Meanwhile, Sammi and Ronnie are acting like outcasts, separating themselves from the rest of the housemates. And the other Jersey Shore cast members aren’t too thrilled about it. But it looks like the couple isn’t in the honeymoon stage anymore. They get into a drunken fight in the cab on the way home, and Sammi decides to turn into the devil incarnate. It ends up with Ronnie basically groveling to Sammi…and I’m wondering what this chick has that makes her have all of this power over this dude.

But the real drama happens when Ronnie gets into a fight on the boardwalk with some bald guy and his girlfriend. That’s right. Even the dude’s girlfriend is trying to get her swings in, scratching Ronnie’s face. And it all goes back to Sammi antagonizing the situation. (Not The Situation, but the situation…oh, forget it.) Can the drama get any more delicious? Apparently it can. Sammi and Ronnie argue all the way home, with Ronnie spouting things like “don’t touch me” and “that was all your fault.” But they end up hugging it out.

Mike invites a chick over to hang, and she brings over two “hippos” (in Snooki’s words). Snooki asks the two fatties to leave, and a catfight breaks out. Drinks are thrown, pushing occurs, and I’m left feeling inadequate since I’ve never been in a fight. Snooki gets hit in the face…again. Will this girl ever learn that fighting isn’t the way?

There are only a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore left, and I have to say that I’m going to miss these Italian-American misfits.