MTV’s Jersey Shore Gets Its Own Adult Film Parody

The folks over at Zero Tolerance Entertainment feel MTV’s Jersey Shore deserves some extra attention… in the form of a pornographic video.

Writer/directors “Spock Buckton” and “Brian Bangs” are collaborating on the project “Jersey Whores” as we speak.  With names such as this I’m sure the project will be chock full of beautiful artistic shots (can’t you feel the sarcasm dripping off of every word?).  Of course, judging by the characters they have on the show, a parody won’t seem all that difficult.  Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently had an interview with OK! Magazine in which she discusses her breasts (she didn’t buy them), drinking at work (that’s classy!), and looking for a “Guido” (thank goodness for thinly veiled racism).  She even went so far as to say she’d love a reality dating show for herself called “Snookin’ For Love.”  Seriously.  I’m not kidding.

I can imagine the plot-line of this parody to be every bit as entertaining as the show itself.  I think the words of director “Brian Bangs” are the best description of what you might find- “The show is so outrageous and ridiculous that the decision to shoot a movie was – like the show itself – a ‘no brainer.’ Our script is so obnoxious and offensive that we feel that we’re remaining true to the show!”

Well said Brian.  Well said.