It seems as though Charlie Sheen just keeps getting into trouble. In the late1990s, Sheen accidentally overdosed and was sent to rehab. While married to Denise Richards, Sheen dabbled in threatening violence. But it doesn’t seem as though he has learned his lesson.

This time, it’s reported that Sheen held his wife, Brooke Mueller, at knifepoint, once again threatening violence to a spouse. He went as far as to say, “If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you… I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done, and thye won’t leave any trace.” I don’t know about you, ladies, but I just swoon when my man tells me that he can get rid of me without a trace.

Gag me.

Girls, this is something your mothers should have taught you when you were still waiting to have your first period: if a man ever touches you or threatens to hurt you in any way, get the hell out of the relationship and call the cops on the bastard.

Take a look at the Charlie Sheen Arrest Affidavit below, and pay special attention to the list of tattoos on page seven. Really, Charlie? Does anyone really need a tattoo that says “Back in 15 Minutes”? I think not.

Sheen is expected in court in early February. Let’s hope that he’ll be due in court again sooner rather than later for a divorce hearing.

Charlie Sheen Arrest Affidavit –