Merry Christmas to all of those who celebrate! To the rest of you, happy day off from work!

‘Til Death (8:00 p.m. EST, FOX)

Tonight, there are an astounding FOUR new episodes of ‘Til Death. Those of you looking for something to watch on the boob tube should turn to FOX for this mini-marathon. The first episode of the evening is about Eddie (the hilarious Brad Garrett), who has a particularly positive attitude for the holiday after meeting an optimistic handicapped man. Then Eddie, the poor guy, gets sick. Kenny (J.B. Smoove) gets a gig as a mall Santa, and he aims to please the kiddies more than their parents.

This and the following three episodes promise to be fun to watch.

Maxim Hometown Hotties 2009 (8:00 p.m. EST, E!)

What do you want for Christmas? To watch tons of half-naked girls prance around? Then E! has you covered! During this program, you’ll get to follow Maxim’s picks for the most attractive small-town women. Men, get ready to DVR this special if your lady has other holiday plans. And don’t go looking for my name on that program, even though I’m probably one of the best Hometown Hotties that Maxim would ever see.