I’ve hated the Gosselins for as long as I’ve known who they are. Any time I caught a clip or scene of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8 on television, I wanted to rip my cable from the wall and then rip my eyes out with my bitten fingernails.

It’s not because they have eight kids. It’s not even because Kate looks like a demon from hell. It’s just because they are so freaking hungry for attention. I started to type “starved for attention,” but I realized that that phrase couldn’t be further from the truth. This couple has warped their children’s sense of life and growth by throwing them in the limelight. And, in my opinion, it was all for some bank.

And then Jon had his nasty affair that was all over the tabloids, and women across American wanted to cut off his testicles and keep them in a jar in their kitchens.

All except me, it seems. Because I can’t blame the man. Kate is like Hitler. But a woman. So can you really blame Jon for seeking fun elsewhere?

Anyway. The time has finally come that the two are going their separate ways. Their divorce is final…finally. The rumors abound that their show is done, their marriage is done, and the people of America no longer have to see Kate’s annoying face or crappy haircut again.  Or will we?