Dollhouse (8:00 p.m. EST, FOX)

On tonight’s episode, Victor’s (Enver Gjokaj) contract with the Dollhouse is up, and he is released back into the real world. However, his past as a soldier in Iraq may have a bad effect on his future with Sierra (Dichen Lachman), who is still at the Dollhouse, upset and confused because of Victor’s absence. Drama, drama!

Say Yes to the Dress (9:00 p.m. EST, TLC)

Okay, ladies, this one’s for you (because what guy in his right mind would watch this show unless he was gay?). Tonight’s episode features a plus-size bride who is having a tough time finding the perfect dress for her wedding.

I’m beyond thrilled that this show is featuring a woman who isn’t rail-skinny. After all, just because a woman is plus-sized doesn’t mean that she can’t get married, right? Right.

The Jay Leno Show (10:00 p.m. EST, NBC)

Tonight, Jay welcomes Glenn Beck as his special guest. But I’m really interested in seeing the featured segment with Kate Gosselin. I have such a deep pit of rage and ill feelings against this woman that all I can hope for is that she will be embarrassed and made fun of by Jay. So, cross your fingers and hope for Kate’s demise!