So, our favorite Italian-American misfits are back this week, and they’re as inappropriate and scandalous as ever.

We pick up where we left off last week, with JWOWW tattletaling on Sammi for giving another dude her number. Ronnie is pissed off and left the club only to be followed by JWOWW moments later. Instead of talking to Sammi, Ronnie lays out some snarky comments like “Go back to your cop.” Hilarious. I have a little piece of advice for the couple: don’t talk about serious issues when you’re hammered. I say that from personal experience. But it ends up okay, with the two tanned lovers hugging it out, although things stay awkward between the two…until they “smoosh,” as Ronnie puts it.

(If you’re not a “guido,” you might not know that “smooshing” is having sex.)

Meanwhile, the Situation and Pauly D invite a load of girls back to the house for some Jacuzzi time. Basically, they’re trying to get these poor, unsuspecting ladies naked on national television. That’s what I call classy. I’m sure your mothers would be proud. But neither of the boys get some action because the two ladies decide it’s time to go home after some heavy petting.

But the Situation and Pauly D’s player ways catch up with them when they bring two girls home…and two other girls who they had been flirting with earlier in the night come over. But the Situation still ends up hooking up with a chick. I wonder how these two pick up girls. They’re abrasive, and I don’t find them at all attractive. Meanwhile, the girl’s friend was left outside, and she comes in and breaks up the hook-up.

JWOWW tries to mend things with her boyfriend, Tommy. While I’m talking about JWOWW, let’s focus on that hair. Come on, sweetie. Your hair is so damaged, and those extensions aren’t working out. Rip those bad boys out and start over. Anyway—she apologizes to Tommy in hopes of getting him back. Tommy sends a spy to the club to keep an eye on JWOWW and finds out that she was bumping and grinding on Pauly all night. These people are so sneaky! Snooki gets on the phone and tries to come to JWOWW’s defense, and all is well.

Snooki lets it all hang out as she’s doing flips on the dance floor at a club, and everyone just loves her. I think it’s because she left the Bump-It at home for once.

A few boys get rowdy and start taking the housemate’s shots…and Snooki gets punched. You’ve all seen the clip across the web: Snooki is talking smack, and he promptly punches her in the face, full-force. The scene stirred up so much controversy that MTV caved and pulled the scene from this week’s episode. Instead of the punch, we got to see a black screen and hear someone saying “Don’t hit girls!” Damn you, MTV! How can you tease me like that and then not deliver?

I can’t wait to see the repercussions from this punch on next week’s Jersey Shore.