Gordon Ramsay: Cookalong Live (9:00 p.m. EST, FOX)

Join television’s favorite dirty-mouthed chef as he walks you through the preparation of a delicious three-course meal. There will be a handful of special guests including LeAnn Rimes, Alyson Hannigan, and Cedric the Entertainer. What I’m really wondering is: will Gordon be able to keep his language clean enough for primetime? Or will there be some editors in the background, running around like crazy while trying to censor every word that comes out of the Brit’s mouth?

Scrubs (9:00 p.m. EST, ABC)

Pretty much ever since the series started, Scrubs has had a soft spot in my heart. Alright, I’ll admit it: I have a crush on J.D. (Zach Braff).

I find him hilarious and super hot, even when he’s flubbing up and acting like a complete moron. Anyway, tonight’s episode features J.D. and Turk (Donald Faison) in costume and at a party for med students. Any time you put the boys in costume, fun is sure to happen.

Little Couple (10:00 p.m. EST, TLC)

Sometimes, I feel bad for watching shows like Little Couple. Because, in all reality, people who watch shows featuring “little people” are the same people who stare when they see “little people” out in public. Oh, well. It’s still awfully entertaining. On tonight’s episode, Bill asks for Jen’s mom help in convincing his wife that it’s time for the couple to buy a new home. I know, the plot doesn’t sound exciting, but it’s still sure to be a source of guilty entertainment for all.