I just love Christmas episodes! They bring out the best in everyone…even The Office‘s Dwight (Rainn Wilson), who has decided to take a break from his diabolical plot to get Jim (John Krasinski) fired. But wait—it’s not because of Christmas cheer. It’s because “the days are short…maybe I’m depressed.” Dwight’s such a downer.

Erin (Ellie Kemper) comes into the office with some nasty scratches on her face and asks that whoever got her for Secret Santa stop. Apparently, Andy (Ed Helms) is going above and beyond, trying to woo the new receptionist with the 12 days of Christmas. But it’s gone terribly wrong.

French hens pulling hair, cats killing turtle doves. Poor Erin. And poor Andy! He’s trying so hard to get Erin to fall in love with him, and it’s all going terribly. Andy’s not one to give up, though, so this could-be couple still has a chance.

Jim gave Phyllis (Phyllis Smith) the okay to dress up as Santa Claus this year, and it’s the achievement of years of hard work for our gal Phyllis. But Michael (Steve Carrel) isn’t too pleased. As we all know, Michael has to be the center of attention, and that means that he should be Santa Claus. The greedy limelight hogger.

In a deliciously hilarious turn of events, Michael decides that if he can’t be Santa, he’ll be Jesus. Okay, some of you might think this is blasphemous. I just think it’s funny.

Oscar (Oscar Nunez) and a super hot warehouse guy (who we find out is named Matt) are apparently hitting it off, and I couldn’t be more stoked. Go get you some, Oscar! With Pam’s (Jenna Fischer) help, an introduction is made.

But I am not at all happy about the news we’re given regarding Dunder-Mifflin this episode. The company has a buyer, and it means that all of the bigwigs like David Wallace (Andy Buckley) are out. So Michael, of course, lets the cat out of the bag. But the news is good! While some company execs are being fired, the Scranton branch is safe! And that’s a Christmas present we can all enjoy.